Jacqueline Koenig

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Manhattan, New York, United States
Meet the Cynic: Jacqueline (BA in English Literature) is a Model, Musician and Actress/Comedian. Jacqueline has lived in New Jersey, Florida, New York City, and Hollywood, CA. She resides in Manhattan and is currently doing musical performances all over New York City. She enjoys all things vintage, performing, reading, writing, traveling, politics, the law, technology and films. FYI: Jacqueline's mind combined with her knowledge of film, equals at the very least, a doctorate in Film Studies. Jacqueline believes she could probably operate, if need be. For more info.: http://www.vimeo.com/jackierose

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Bridesmaids (2011)

As a future member of SNL (big smurk), I just adore Kristen Wiig and Maya Rudolph! They are both so spot-on in their humor and body language - and lets not forget, their dancing!!! This film is ready for its chic-lit audience to dance, drink (legal in theaters?) and have a FAB-U-LOUS time! Similar to the brother flick, "The Hangover" these ladies know how to have a blast of a time but in louboutin heels (Rose Byrne's gorgeous character) and "OH-so-short" dresses (Ms. Wiig). I really enjoyed the realistic plot and Ms. Wiig's very real character as not all big budget films have to be fantasy driven. She's a hard working gal going through hard times...does she make it through? We sure hope so! With the help of friends, new and old, this film is just in time for a wintry-like summer in NYC, along with our roller coaster of an economy everywhere. Grab your crazy, unstable lady friends, or your best gay and go have some laughs! Definitely check out this entertaining, stylish (for) Chi-town based film. 4 out of 5 stars.


Theater: Clearview Cinemas, Upper East Side, NYC

PS
Big points for a seemingly less product placement-like of a movie!

Saturday, March 19, 2011

The Verdict (1982)

A strong film with a spectular plot. I am in awe with the immense emotion and will that the actors (on both the Defense and Plaintiff) portray. Currently, a much younger actor might have been casted in Paul Newman's place...and what a loss to viewers that more sophiscated dramatic acting isn't chosen over external appearances. Mr. Newman was fantastic. In our 21st century culture of re-doing classics, we can try but we never come close. 5 out of 5 stars.

Theater: Midtown West, NYC

Sunday, February 6, 2011

Blue Valentine (2010)

This movie was probably the worst that I have seen in years. Trashy. A horrible depiction of the poor or struggling. This film much like "Love and Other Drugs" was overly hyped due to the 'celebrities' in the film offering a MUCH better reputation of it than it deserved. I was very excited to see this film going in and even invited a new friend to help celebrate its release. It was filmed like a documentary and offered many scenes out of focus that would have been much better otherwise. Way too many tasteless sex scenes that did not help grow the characters. I never knew them going in - and I never knew them after scenes like the ones mentioned above - nor would I want to know them. It was the most slow moving (for no reason), plotless, loveless, tasteless film - that I have seen. If American audiences are trying to see a documentary type film - please just go watch one. That style for a drama does not work. The only nice thing I can say about this film is that Ryan Gosling has a great agent and knows what characters to choose - talk about typecasting. Regardless, he is talented. Michelle Williams should stick to Dawson's Creek. I walked out of the film. Save your money.

0 out of 5.

Clearview Upper east side - NYC

Monday, January 31, 2011

Blue Valentine (2010)

COMING SOON!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sYgr_iGATB4

True Grit (2010)

Beautiful still shots, images that take your breath away and a lovely story about fearlessness. Although, a sad tale "True Grit' was a gorgeously directed film. The design and wardrobe were perfection. On to the faults, casting. I am not a fan of Hailee Steinfeld. I really felt as I watched that she was reading a script or was acting in a dramatic play. Matt Damon was fantastic as always and really led audiences to believe that he was a heartless fool and ultimately, a loving friend. This film had action, true passion and a great way of depicting friendship. I say, see it in theaters, true beauty much like true grit must be seen in the dark.

4 out of 5 stars.

Theater: Regal Union Square Stadium 14 (worst date ever) - NYC

Sunday, December 12, 2010

Mammoth (2009)

All I can say is Gael GarcĂ­a Bernal.

4 out of 5 stars.

Theater: Netflix

Saturday, December 4, 2010

Love and Other Drugs (2010)

First of all, I have been a friend to illness at times in my life...and am no stranger to medicine. Especially, since I have dated an array of various types of doctors - not relevant. Nonetheless, medicine effects peoples lives - some more than others. This film ties medicine, sickness and work ethic together and somehow trys to answer the age-old question of, 'how does one have it all (make money, make time, be smart, fall in love, learn, feel...etc.)'? And, of course, fails. I don't believe that anyone, especially a hollywood film holds the answer to any of lives questions - especially not this one. Although, Anne Hathaway (not a fan) does an excellent job portraying her character, something (maybe Jake's acting) falls short. In summary, a poorly done love story (that is VERY well hyped up by the media - and gives the effect that this film is not as badly done as it actually is). I say, wait for video unless you are bored for a film and have already seen, "Conviction". I give it a 2 out of 5 stars.

PS
For Jake fans, you see his butt (still not worth $13)!

Theater: Clearview at First and 62nd Cinemas, UES (on one of the most beautiful nights in NYC).