Jacqueline Koenig

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Manhattan, New York, United States
Meet the Cynic: Jacqueline (BA in English Literature) is a Model, Musician and Actress/Comedian. Jacqueline has lived in New Jersey, Florida, New York City, and Hollywood, CA. She resides in Manhattan and is currently doing musical performances all over New York City. She enjoys all things vintage, performing, reading, writing, traveling, politics, the law, technology and films. FYI: Jacqueline's mind combined with her knowledge of film, equals at the very least, a doctorate in Film Studies. Jacqueline believes she could probably operate, if need be. For more info.: http://www.vimeo.com/jackierose

Monday, December 10, 2012

Playing for Keeps (2012)

Wow, oh wow. Gerard Butler looks like a gorgeous sun kissed bathing suit model in this film!

Thank goodness because it was AWFUL.

Jessica Biel plays his ex(not-sure)-wife whom viewers glare at in wonder the majority of the film. I'm not sure...what exactly I was staring at...Jessica Biel's haggared, horrifically thin appearance or the unrealistic portrayal of her character somehow NOT being attracted to Mr. Butler?? It was fascinatingly not possible in any realistic way. The films plot was seemingly Mr. Butler's struggle of making his way through a variety of famous women (loved seeing Catherine Zeta looking FABU) throwing themselves at him. Apparently, he had previously been an ex-professional soccer player? This film is just bad. There’s not much more to say, except - do not waste your time.


Score: 0 out of 5 stars

Theater: Clearview cinemas with my best gal.