The Avengers (2012)

I'm not the biggest fan of comics but I can enjoy men in tight outfits paired with fighting for the safety of our universe (what's more romantic than that??). I didn't necessary run to theaters to see this film but I strolled. This movie seemed very basic and young. It contained an exorbitant amount of action that even an ADD child would find it hard to keep up (let alone, an ADD adult like myself). Entertaining, why yes but don't we want more out of films these days -or are we already back to the 'Paul Bart: Mall Cop' era? Long story short, not for me (now - or in my teens).

Stars: 1 out of 4 for casting Scarlett Johansson (who looked AMAZEBALLS)

Theater: AMC Loews on third ave, NYC (with 'okay' company)

The Five-Year Engagement (2012)

All things must come to an end...or do they? In this interesting new-age twist of the 'ideal relationship' a couple comes together flawlessly and ends up being completely flawed. How does this happen - and, in reality, do they really end up together? Jason Segel and Emily Blunt play the glorious couple just perfectly. They laugh and joke, and play aka "getting weird", leading one to think, "get married already"! After a mess of a sibling and a best friend ending up together we are left wondering, how will things play out? I really enjoyed watching the couple move together...and seemingly grow (just as my [married] parents did), but watching as one falls apart (unnoticed by the other)...cheating inevitably begins. I find it hard to believe that in 'real life' things would work out...or do they? Are couples able to move passed cheating...or choosing another over you? Who knows the answers to these questions which are largely personality specific. Is this a romantic film or an emotional rollercoaster? The answer will depend on your personal point of view...but the guy makes the extra effort in this film...and for whatever its worth city boys, it works. ----- 4 out 5 stars because love is all you need. ----- Theater: UES, Clearview Cinemas, Solo

War Horse (2011)

Boy oh boy! It has been awile! I watch tons of films all weekend long and have been forgetting to update everyone on the best and worst films! Never again (lie). Last weekend, I had to check out some of the films that were up for an Oscar. Being a dog lover (I have a chihuahua), I figured that something to do with a horse MIGHT be bearable. I was right! At first, the movie seemed very boring and slow moving but that is only because this film really develops the characters, along with the relationship between the audience and the main animal character (the horse). I had never watched a film with Jeremy Irvine as the star, but hey, he seemed good (just good). In this film, the horse seems to fulfill almost immediately something that is missing for the little boy...that being said, the bond seems a bit overdone but plays into the horrific moments in the film very well, due to the developed attachments and luck following this horse around. This film is definitely meant to be a family movie in that it blantently shows the (hard to watch) issues that occur during a war as well as how this type of environment gives humans AND (lets not forget) animals little choice between life or death. Apparently, I now know that the bond with an animal can be just as strong (and fulfilling) as a bond with a fellow human - "War Horse" shows us that this bond should NOT be taken lightly (he will re-appear and re-appear just as much as James Bond - hence the "bond" usage, hehe).

3 out of 5 stars (Its about a horse! Come on!)

Theater: At a dudes apartment in Astoria - Queens, NY

My Week with Marilyn (2011)

Since her days on 'Dawson's Creek' I have disliked Michelle Williams. Her lowly semi-attractive character who gets all the boys just didn't do it for me. Even now, with her new "fashionista" title and red-carpet moments - she's just dull. I do however, ADORE with all of my heart and soul the infamous, Marilyn Monroe! She is and was just breathtakingly gorgeous and wonderful. Ms. Monroe is the most amazing and mesmerizing of all of the actresses I can think of to-date. Somehow, it saddens me that 'Michelle Williams' was chosen to play MARILYN MONROE? How did this happen???Was Scarlett too expensive? Where in the world was Amber Heard during auditions? Anyway, Michelle got the part. I watched, listened and fell in love with this Marilyn. I have to mention that it is mostly due to the cinematography, short snapshots and perfect framing of a very slim Ms. Williams portraying the voluptuous Marilyn. In short, it wasn't the best and it wasn't the worst of films. It was like watching a short 'made for television' film on lifetime (without the comfort of your upper eastside apartment).

If you're bored, check it out. If not, stay warm.

2 out of 5 stars

Theater: Beekman Theaters, UES, NYC - Solo.

My Week with Marilyn (2011) - IMDb

Yes.Yes.Yes. http://myweekwithmarilynmovie.com/

50/50 (2011)

I have been taking too many cabs. On my way to work and back, I watch on the little mini cab television as that old guy announces his name repeatedly, along with his views on various major motion picture releases. Days leading up to my viewing of this film, I was listening as this old (annoying) guy told me more times then it's worth mentioning that this is "the film of the year!!!" Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but this is definitely not the film of the year (and if it is...we have bigger issues in the U.S. than I already thought we did). This film is sarcastically funny due to Seth Rogen's character (I met him…by the way i.e. very cute). I dig (his) sarcasm even if he plays the same character in all of his movies. The plot is seemingly "what is life like as a 27 yr old nerdy male that is newly diagnosed with (possible terminal) cancer?" Since I am (unfortunately) 27 yrs old as well, and for anyone living in the country - we are all still dating in large cities across this great (example of sarcasm) country! The lifestyle of a late twenty-something single person seems to entail dealing with family, work, dating (or trying to date), friends and taking care of your (almost old) self. I recognized the main character in "50/50" from watching the hit, '500 Days of Summer'. Like most of the ladies that saw this romantic comedy, the thought of seeing another film with the same sexy guy (Joseph Gordon-Levitt), just seemed like a sure thing. Ultimately, this film was a bit dull, with starlets appearing here and there (Angelica Houston), while the entertainment aspect of this film was sort've 'Hollywood' for me - if that makes sense. I'm not sure that I felt connected to any of the characters (except for maybe...trying to think up a plan in order to go back time to ask Seth Rogen out). Anyway, if there isn't anything else to see at the theater it's not THAT big of a waste of $13. Seeing as how I am currently trying to think of a plan to go back in time, I would have rather watched 'The Wire' and had some diner chicken fingers with french fries. Yum! Who's hungry?! 3 out of 5 Stars.

Theater: Clearview Cinemas, UES, NYC (with a cancer survivor).

50/50 (2011)

COMING SOON...

I will mention that this film hits home for me. I am looking forward to it.

View the trailer here:
http://www.imdb.com/video/imdb/vi3408305177/